Hospital Gowns

We have all been to the hospital at one point or another. So I am sure you are all familiar with the hospital gowns. You know, the ones that rarely covers your back side. With all of the world’s advances and technology why can they not come up with a hospital gown that covers your bootie? When I gave birth I did ask for 2, the extra I used as a house coat to well cover my posterior. Some dignity should just be offered. Have you noticed on TV or in the movies, people in the hospitals most of the time have a gown that covers it all. How did they get so lucky? What hospital do they go to? How can I get one of those? If it is done on TV, it can be done in real life right? What gets me is when I do ask for a 2nd gown I will get a look. So the nurses will get a look back from me. I just don’t get it. It is bad enough we are in the hospital to where a gown is needed, at least help our stay be a little less drafty.

“Jimmy The Squirrel”

I will be guest posting at http://amrtaher.tumblr.com/ today. I am honored to do so- children’s books are wonderful tools for parents to use.

Author Amir Taher has written a delightful book called “Jimmy The Squirrel”. His book is similar to mine, “ Jasper, Amazon Parrot: A Rainforest Adventure”,  in the sense it has life lessons for children.

 

 

 

Here is a copy

Today’s post is written by Sharon Williams (with help from her Amazon parrot, Jasper).

Children’s books are a great tool.  In them, authors can create amazing and creative characters that leap off the pages.  With characters a child can warm up to, lessons can be learned.  A child can learn about family values all the way to stay away from strangers.

Every child at one point in their lives has had a stuffed animal in their room, or one they hold onto everywhere they go. It is their security blanket. They can talk to it, tell it their secrets and it keeps them company. Most importantly it can keep them safe from the monsters under the bed or in the closet at night. So when a child sees a character that is similar to their stuffed animals, they gravitate to it. It represents what their stuffed animals mean to them.  They can relate on this level and that is why characters that are animals work so well.  A writer can get on their level, their playing field and help share some lessons that a child can use.

When shared with a parent so much more comes into view.  One benefit is the time spent between parent and their child.  Another are the lessons learned and possible discussions that can come from that.  Hopefully one more benefit emerges, a love of reading – a joy that is parallel to none. That alone is worth taking the time to get a book together and read it with your children.

The adventures they can come across, the places they can visit in their mind and the ability to open up their creativity in ways only a book can do is simply priceless. This is what I tried to do with my own children’s book,   Jasper, Amazon Parrot: A Rainforest Adventure , which is at the editing stage.  In it, Jasper, an Amazon parrot, is very similar to Jimmy of Jimmy the Squirrel.  They are both likable characters who share lessons with children in a way that reaches the minds of young kids.

You can follow Sharon online, too:

Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/NewEngland_Muse

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Working at the car wash…………

Have you ever noticed that at a car wash,  they have young ladies in bikinis to entice us to have our cars washed by them? They will be holding the signs up high so we can see their full bodies. Do I really want to drive in and have my view from my driver seat be young breasts pressed against my window as they wash my car? Isn’t that just a tad sexist? I am in my 40’ties and while I am married, I am not dead.

If you really want to get me and other women like me into your car wash here is a thought. Get the boys from the track, football or baseball team to help out. Place them on the street corner with their shirts off waving a sign high proudly. Mingle these young and nicely built males along side the ladies and let us choose who we want to wash our vehicles. Trust me you will get more action that way. What is good for the gander is definitely good for the goose in this situation. Let’s play fair, after all the money is going to a good cause normally. Don’t you want to optimize the profits? So the next time you think of having a car wash, take a little time to ponder on your target audience. Include men and women and you will get a whole lot more action at the car wash.

The Musings of A New Englander