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April 1, 2013: My Contract Arrived

My contract came in last night
My contract came in last night
Heigh-ho, the derry-o . . .
My contract came in last night

Oh my gosh it is a beautiful sight. But it could be written on a napkin and my opinion would not change.

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The video is meh but here you go.

Don’t mind my birdies They are normally out with me but they kept on wanting to be part of the video so I had to hold them back for a small bit.

Showcasing Carla Sarett

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I am the author of a story collection entitled (for better or worse), Nine Romantic Stories, available as Kindle edition. I wrote many of these stories under the spell of Hollywood –Hitchcock’s radiant Vertigo, Preston Sturges’s witty The Lady Eve, and Woody Allen. I liked the notion of replicating the same wit and charm in a modern way- and I’ve been pleased that some readers have noticed.

But where are the great Hollywood romances today? A recent Atlantic article asks Why Are Romantic Comedies So Bad? How did American films go from screwball comedy and the touching funniness of Annie Hall to the crude comedies of today? When did scatological humor replace wit? When did men turn into versions of The Three Stooges. Call me prejudiced, but I never dreamed of dating Mo or Larry.

Everyone blames modern culture and of feminism, but for my money, TV is the big culprit. Shows like Moonlighting, Friends, Ally McBeal stole the thunder and left movies without a place of their own. Sadly, movies turned to gross when TV was at its wittiest. And gorgeous actresses got stuck with toilet humor.

Even worse, critics have consistently ignored the more literate romantic comedies. Films like The Answer Man, The Giant Mechanical Man, and Management were all cut from the old-fashioned, well-crafted cloth, but with modern conflicts and concerns. It was gratifying to see actresses like Lauren Graham given meaty roles– and if anyone can resist Chris Messina of The Giant Mechanical Man, then they’re not a romantic. It is a pity that these films are under the radar.

The same prejudice is found in literary circles as well, but that’s a subject for a different blog post. You can read more at carlasarett.blogspot.com.

 

You can also find Carla here on Amazon:

http://www.amazon.com/Carla-Sarett/e/B00ANVZPXI/ref=sr_ntt_srch_lnk_1?qid=1364902919&sr=8-1

Showcasing B.S. Johnson

When I learned my friend was having a release party I knew I wanted to host her on my blog. This was to give her the spotlight so people can hear about her latest work. She is such a sweetie.

Here she is.

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Maters, Taters & Grits gives you a peek inside the lives of those who live in and love the South. Everything from mud runs, bonfires, and Southern hospitality to how you should treat your mama. Maters, Taters & Grits invites you to take a trip down a country road, have a seat on the porch of a stranger, have a Mason jar of sweet tea, and lose yourself in the country life awhile.

Available now at Amazon.com!

B.S. Johnson resides in Georgia with her husband and children. She’s been published in The Rusty Nail Magazine, Onefortyfiction.com, and her first non-fiction, Being Kind In An Unkind World, can be downloaded for free at http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/256101

Find her on FaceBook at facebook.com/bsjohnson12