The package got sent last Friday. Of course when I was trying to find an envelope, something I always keep in stock , I found I was out. My first thought was, “ Come on are you freaken kidding me?”

But to no avail I was out. So off to the Dollar Tree I went to get some. But while I was there I saw in the office supply aisle bubble wrap envelopes. Hmm why not?  This is valuable what I have in my hand. I need to get it there in one piece.

Yes I used bubble wrap. I was not taking any chance that the contract would arrive all tattered and torn. It is my precious. That is the contract’s new name, my precious.

I just need to say that in the proper tone of voice to make it all proper. But it is my precious my very very precious contract.